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Missi Demotivational Poster


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


1st Contact -


TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.21/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am
Excellent 5er


TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


Missing -


TAGS: valentine february dead missing marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - December 31, 2017, 5:48 pm
The plunger ... because he knows what he likes ... lube optional (dude's a total trooper that way -- don't ask me how I know).
Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old ****...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.


my wife went shopping yesterday -


TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Wörd!


INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....


TAGS: missing camo
Rating: 4.38/5

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AIRMAN - On A Mission From Day One


TAGS: airman fly mission
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:17 pm
Do you still have the outfit as a momento?
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:25 am
you even got my good side.. lol
GaryO - June 30, 2012, 7:53 pm
Figures, always was a poster child.


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


THE MIGHTY OAK -


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!


365 FOOLS -




YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait




DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.


TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm
Ain't that the truth!


ALL ALONE -




LAST SUBMISSION -


TAGS: **** submission
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
Perhaps should have been submitted to "Dig My Dog"


Gilgamesh -


TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

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mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am
What is this pic from?


MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L


SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.


HIGGS BOSON - Will speak with you now


TAGS: higgs boson norway missile
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by anon

agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:47 pm
I know.... a serious rash of them!
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
Yes, but it's always nice to see Russian missile failure twice
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 7:42 pm
Hey, its "lets reuse poster day"!!! YAY!!!!


WHERE DID SHE GO? -


TAGS: missing
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:39 am
sick
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 9:55 pm
Actually, she jumped first and the others bounced up from the impact.
Iconoclast - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Her boyfriend arrived and she went off into the woods with him.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 9:09 pm
She just didn't quite get the altitude the others got...her hair is still in jump mode. ;)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
Hey she swung her arms a little...


DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS -


TAGS: cannibals humor missionary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:08 pm
Thank you.. : )
Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:07 pm
Thank you all for the kind comments and rating. : )
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:50 am
co(religifake)ugh so I can give it another 5L!
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:04 am
Dig that new avatar, Greybeard!


Barroom Literacy -


TAGS: mississippi chico marx spelling bee
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - July 21, 2015, 9:04 am
I think there's enough 'templates'...(just scroll thru my posters and grab some cells)
pzykosiz - July 21, 2015, 8:59 am
we could almost use a generator for these. or maybe some templates
Oldsod - June 25, 2015, 6:19 pm
Pfft...all I did was hork your stuff. Pales imitation, at best.
concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:20 am
That's wonderful, It does take a master to play the Chico card in this day and age.
GaryO - June 24, 2015, 10:49 pm
Suddenly a new master....and heir apparent appears... you wear the mantle well, Olsuds


THE MISSING PIECE -


TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Very nice.5L


MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem




CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: worst part missing
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

BrokenEye - August 10, 2010, 11:03 pm
I don't know. A lot of censors make a d*** good effort to let us know EXACTLY what we're missing, while still making us miss it


IRANIAN MISSLES - Thank God they're made with Russian parts.


TAGS: iranian missiles russian
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by NetTechGuy

max841982 - December 15, 2010, 6:20 pm
If they were made in soviet union, US wouldn't exist...
Fucktard - December 24, 2008, 10:45 am
Russian components, American components... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!
Culos - December 24, 2008, 10:33 am
First of all these are weapons of a** destruction, secondly the parts came from France.....


Emissions -


TAGS: emission vw cars scandal hitler
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:57 am
Thanks!
maoworks2 - September 30, 2015, 9:49 am
Gooding One .
JesusWept - September 28, 2015, 8:46 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 27, 2015, 5:09 pm
funny a 5er


THIS LITTLE PIGGIE - WILL BRB.




WTF! -




FLYING - is not dangerous Crashing is dangerous


TAGS: night mission
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:16 pm
God, I hope that's sarcasm.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 11:57 am
man if if weren't for gravity, we wouldn't even need airplanes! Stupid gravity!
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yep, I can tell you the cause of d*** near every airplane crash...... Gravity.


BestBuy Employees II -


TAGS: not on commission yet way too eager make a sale
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Kydube - January 5, 2018, 2:07 am
We dont. We do get judged for our sales though which could mean if we have low sales you'll still lose your job. It sucks.


Hug An Aussie -


TAGS: official day australia permission
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:25 am
Looks like a win-win situation for both of you...bahaha.
caveman - April 26, 2013, 12:04 am
I approve of this day


NEVER GIVE UP -


TAGS: missing you
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:40 pm
He missed her bush and came on her t***?
Airman - October 15, 2010, 5:34 pm
He mis-bushes her?
Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
No no no. That graffiti is years old. When he wrote that, the tree was not so big, more of a bush, really.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:43 am
definitely gonna need to reload, she's a big girl and can take a bullet or two
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 9:35 am
Is he trying to say that shooting her would not be mistreating her??.....Wait, is she Rosie O'Donnell?
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:32 am
anexoria, what's your point?...he missed her, reload, fire again
anexboard - October 15, 2010, 6:47 am
You missed the point. It's a visual. I miss Tree- her. for I mistreat her.


GARY MOORE -




OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: laden osama predator missile usa
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 6:00 pm

lolz
alldayfighter - May 3, 2011, 1:06 am
yeah but in the head, not in the left shoulder! uhh is that alien behind predator?


FORBIDDEN -


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


MISSING - 1 Beer Belt. Owner: Agdaniele. Last seen at Motifake Offices. If you have any information please, for the love of god get back to us before Aggy notices.


TAGS: aggy missing beer belt
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
If you locate it, take a moment to see if my shoulder holsters are there, too. Please and thank you. Tired of having a mini fridge strapped to me like a backpack. 5L
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 10:19 am
Yeah, that's just the picture from the advertisment for it...Aggy had that thing bristling with the Guiness...His idea of a fanny pack. That way he only had to hit the fridge every 15 minutes...saves time.
pzykosiz - May 21, 2010, 12:51 am
the beer wasn't missing, just the belt
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:44 am
Ummm, Aggy doesn't drink whatever generic beer that is. So solly.


OMISISON -


TAGS: omission memories fade with time
Rating: 2.9/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
Oh come on now, one more comment s.v.p.? Basically, life's a b****, you choose how you want to live it (regardless of the cards you've been dealt). Now go drink some wine.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:09 pm
when you get back, I told you, you didn't listen
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:07 pm
you wanna take me out on a date? I Blushed, and point taken sir :D
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
Enough. NEXT COMMENT ON THIS POSTER GETS A TIME OUT.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:04 pm
also some of the most accomplished users here have been females, TOC was a respected mod, Claire is the toughest regular around. you know what I say? you like being a victim. that's why you always get victimized.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
you could have just as easily worked at walmart, or whatever, but you chose to work in a strip club. and if everyone here sayed everything tough they went through you would be dwarfed, so why don't you keep all that to your self.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:01 pm
you waited strip clubs for 10 years. got ra**d? well tough**** what you want us to cry, and worship you for going through something tough?
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:12 pm

further...venting your atittudes in posters (art) is admiralble. venting them in forums is not. social filter. i mean you no malice since you have percieved some type of attack on my part. advice is for you to accept or ignore.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:11 pm

wow...perhaps your life experiences have put a filter on your eyes. working in a strip club makes you see nothing but mysoginistic men. you seem to believe applying that to everyone is acceptable. myopic cj.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 1:58 pm
OK, it's been decided, no more beets, good, cause I hate beets. and tofu, no more tofu either. Or Longcat
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:57 pm
Silence and acceptance is not ignorance.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:46 pm

i don't believe i've started anything. i've given you support on your poster and advice on how to get along in here. simply put cj its either everyone on this site....or its you. good guys here...all.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:45 pm
can we by any chance convince you to drop the leet ??
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:18 pm

all i knew of you was what i saw in your posters. good start for a new contributor. all i read is constant drama. this site reflects real life. i a**ume your personal life is at a stage of turmoil. draw from it to make good posters not to alienate yoursel
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:17 pm

1st...as a child i would have smothered you in care. you're an adult now. we all bear scars but don't broadcast them. social filter. draw from the emotions to make these posters. no need to be in your face with "leet" comments and arrogant attitudes.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:54 am
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:52 am

graphically powerful. is the text original? score reserverd for your answer.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:51 am
I like it!


SOMEWHERE -




TEENAGE BRAINS - missing those parts which are needed for: common sense, spelling, grammar, etc


TAGS: teenage brains spelling grammar missing
Rating: 1.59/5

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Anon - February 18, 2009, 3:20 am
I have both a spelling and grammar section, though i lack an offensive hip-hop/rap section. It makes me smile to be different


Counting His Ribs -


TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


SURGING, BUBBLING, GURGLING -


TAGS: white knuckle mission impossible
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 1:52 am
Ha! I'm not the only one who has the reaction to Gordita5.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:35 pm
d***, thanks for the visual. I'll give you 5Ls from the bathroom
SLOHAND62 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm
"TROUSER CHILI" SNORK I give it 5 wipes
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 4:10 pm
Actually, gripping the wheel gives you super sphincter powers…so I’ve been told
Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:47 pm

Eeewww... 5Ls


NERDS -


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

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champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm
LOL
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm
This should be a 5'er.


THE PILL -


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

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Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am
Nice


A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard




YUSIF'S FLEA MARKET... -




SANDWICH ??? -


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.


YOU RETARDS - The M or W doesn't matter... ...AWESOME has two E's in it!!


TAGS: missing letters
Rating: 2.41/5

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Aj - September 24, 2008, 11:14 am
Hes got a point, awesome ODES have two E's in it. Hence the fail..nice erm work :)


THE S - it's missing


TAGS: the s missing
Rating: 2.26/5

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~~ - July 28, 2008, 3:39 am
Math is the language of science.
lightswitch rave - June 28, 2008, 7:21 pm
Only it's math.


R S JAKE -


TAGS: rs jake missing gone
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:16 pm
He's starting a mustache farm?


CINCO DE MAYO WITHOUT AGGY -




MORMONISM - Accepting of all gods children since 1978.




JAVELIN MISSILE - Better to be safe than sorry...


TAGS: missile rocket gun
Rating: 1.86/5

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aidenpurdie - August 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
thanks for the feedback. just need to try harder dont i?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:56 pm
Sorry man, not real funny or creative


it's my -


TAGS: birthday missing wife
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:22 pm
I do the same thing every year since my 2nd divorce. Awesome... :)
lgvernon - August 8, 2014, 9:47 pm

Now, how do I make several dummy accounts in order to like this 5 more times. STUPENDOUS!


Proof of Life -




and then he winked -




Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -




Last Poke -




Cold Feet -


TAGS: missing groom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Sean - March 26, 2014, 11:17 pm
The fool! That's the first place anyone would look.


The Whole Picture -




BestBuy Employees -




SUBMISSION APPROVED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how nice MotiFake really is.




STOLEN - you just feel violated


TAGS: the van is missing
Rating: 4.71/5

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Chompers - September 2, 2010, 9:08 pm
PHYDEUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iconoclast - September 2, 2010, 6:18 pm
Really funny, good imagination, well put together. 5L
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
I 5'd it. Good god that was funny... again might just be the booze talking.


Lost Love - Lost Self -




Support the Troops -


TAGS: god s job mission arrange meeting
Rating: 4.52/5

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forseti - April 20, 2013, 11:58 am
Just imagine - God forbid! - there is no God... Maybe it should be their mission to arrange a meeting with a criminal court first. Just to be on the safe side... Otherwise terrorists wouldn't be judged in any way. And God isn't in a hurry I guess. ;-)


ATTRACTION -


TAGS: missi pyle jenny mccarthy paris hilton kim kardashian hollywood women
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's h**, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some s*d without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "t@p that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always a**ume they have s*d?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris


IS MODERATING FUN? -


TAGS: rerun has been fully inoculated against your submissions
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - March 13, 2010, 4:54 pm
Good empathy Space.


Grills -




MOTIFAKE SUBMISSIONS - Gems, they can't all be.




When big hair was not annoying enough -




MOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: hmm there seems to be a beverage missing maybe the missus will go to the liquor barn for me
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 9:21 pm
ru ytrinhg to saaaaay Ima alkoholik??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz5.


MOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: september challenge milk carton with missing mooooo
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Yeah, That's what you said. But I saw the leather polish in your car and decided against it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:28 pm
That was a totally different night...me and Aggy were just going to take him out for some tippin'!
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Your avatar doesn't make you look very good right here LD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 12:24 pm
Well, there was this little boy and his stuffed tiger who tried to lure me into their car with candy and a salt lick.......The Tiger seemed to be giving the orders.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:54 am
Oh, THERE you are! I was hoping that some Timmy hadn't gotten hold of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 11:45 am
How did I know my name would come up a lot on milk day? 5.


WHERE ARE MY BOOTS ITS GETTING MIGHTY DEEP -


TAGS: creativity thoughtfulness imagination patience missing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:25 pm
Dich**omy: If you hover the mouse on its left arm it looks like it's giving you the finger. If you hover the mouse over the left leg it looks like it is standing on a condom. Decisions, decisions...


ONE GOLD LION - Because Motifake.com won't let me give your submission zero lions


TAGS: one gold lion vote motifake motifake com submission vote score pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

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a REAL anonymous - February 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
The resolution is so low but the picture is so big. It looks terrible! I give this picture one gold lion. Guess why.
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 6:39 pm
an order is in for a fail lion!
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:31 am
I just figure out why he's always gold! If you look closely, you'll see that the fold lions are high! (By a pixel or two)
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:29 am
You say optimist, I say "vote s**t." But I guess, if you look at 4 lions a**es all day it kinda changes your perspective on things.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:32 am
Melvin is an optimist. He always holds out that one last hope for people and the posters they make, trying to find the good within. He doesn't believe anyone will ever truly be a zero. It's a philosophical stand.
Roamer - August 28, 2008, 9:14 pm
Don't be hatin' on Melvin; he's a lover of all motifakes.
Agamemnon218 - August 28, 2008, 6:08 pm
Him? That guy's taking a LOT of codeine so all motifakes are generally agreeable to him.


LOST IN SPACE - There's a reason NASA doesn't use female navigators on their shuttle missions !!


TAGS: nasa shuttle sun lost space feamle navigate mission
Rating: 2.75/5

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Densaku - March 22, 2010, 6:50 pm
Fatty. Your joke's actually funnier than his....
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Evasive action!!!! We're gonna hit that giant nerf ball!!!!!!


ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER - Go Ask Alice When She's 10 Feet Tall


TAGS: correction to misspelled prior submission
Rating: 2.6/5

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asdf - June 13, 2009, 1:24 am
i love that girl, she was h** (she isnt right now)


TOTO - Did We Pack More of those Pills?




Mission Impossible -


TAGS: mission impossible
Rating: 2.24/5

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HAHA - April 22, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nobamma Fail
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:56 pm
hmmmm....tom cruse already did that one buddy...boooo,FAIL!


CUBBYBEAR - There's a reason he's gone missing !




PRIME SUSPECT - Yellow feathers in the cat bed and bloody paw prints at the scene, Mittens was the #1 suspect in Tweety's disappearance.




MICHAEL GRIFFIN - The day he realized he needed his daddy to RFI a reg.




SUBMISSION REJECTED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how mean MotiFake really is.


TAGS: submission rejected mean motifake zapper
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
M response to this is... 115165
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
had to do it. I feel a hammy moment coming on...lol
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:43 pm
What a shameless bump, 5150.
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:39 pm
My response to this fake, aside from 1L is....120031
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
When she drains it daily, there's not much to squirt.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:07 pm
silly me i thought lil squirt was your nickname
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:05 pm
You don't have to tell me that, Face. Why do you think I didn't need a GF until I was 19.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:03 pm
Your sister just knows how to drain a guy, lemme tell you
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Better get 2 gallons.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
From the looks of it, you need the calcium... that's one seriously weak bone.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
I gotta get my protein from somewhere, just pick up the d*** milk already.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:56 pm
Why don't you just snowball a gallon back into a jug when you're done bre***feeding?
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:53 pm
You should you wont ever leave your sister alone long enough to let me finish, o yea, she said to pick up a gallon of milk on your way home from the home depot parking lot
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
I may be a noob, but at least I know where you spend your nights!
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
Coming from you, that makes me laugh.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:49 pm
What is this a noob love fest? You guys all suck at everything!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
Stop bringing your mom into everything! Noob!
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:44 pm
Five dollar h***ers get turned down less than my submissions.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:43 pm
Well I sympathize with him, however nooby he may be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
Don't listen to Agdaniele...he's just some noob, we barely know him and his posters are "meh" at best.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
I understand. Totally. I get rejected all the time.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Pride, not prinde. MEssed another one up. No, I'm sober. Shaddup.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
FINALLY someone who understands. But ya, I'm also pretty used to the "no talent" thing.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:38 pm
I think it's cute. Even endearing. He opened his heart and communicated that getting a poster rejected can't be shrugged off. He has feelings and pride. No talent, but feelings and prinde? Plenty.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 5:06 pm
IDK
madcow - December 3, 2010, 5:04 pm
Then how did this pict thing not get rejected??????
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 4:43 pm

welcome dude and thanks for making an effort to see the other side. appreciated.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:44 pm
Thank you, Reality. I'll take your advice.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:42 pm

when your stuff is rejected zapper we generally give a reason why. if you listen to that reason and contact anyone for help you might be surprised at how quickly your posters improve.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:39 pm
No thanks, I would like my submissions to be approved. Sorry, for the misunderstanding, Reality. And Faceplant, I don't have a basement.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:37 pm
Well if you plan on doing this for a while zapper at least you are getting the padding up in your basement fairly quickly.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:36 pm

i do not understand why you are contesting my approval of your poster zapper. this presents a dilema. do i reject all of your posters from now on so i don't offend you further? please advise.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm usually the drunkest. and I would have rejected it as well. (please review the work of Harrakkon, Sean and Agdaniele to see real motifakes)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Well I'm grateful you didn't get to it first.
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Face it Face you're just jealous you weren't invited
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:25 pm
Would have if i got to it first. Some of us are nicer than others, or drunker. Im going with drunker on this one.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm
No, I'm just thinking that if they didn't like it then couldn't they reject it?
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:23 pm

it met the criteria for approval. demotivational...yes. funny...meh...lets see if they laugh at it or with it. you obviously wanted something said so i obviously let you say it. are you now complaining that it shouldn't have been approved?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:18 pm
Yeah, you guys are mean, I'd never be so crue.....I can't do it. 1L (bad, just bad)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:17 pm
If you really hate this, how come it was approved?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Oh shut up.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Did u mean to say boy instead of guy?
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
*then
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
And as far as being a man goes it must be your mangina than....
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
Even a Donkey doesn't make the same mistake twice
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
I'm a guy, dammit!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:11 pm
Awww does someones vajajay hurt? Make something of some quality and that reject b***on wont get used so much.


POLAR BOMBARDMENT MISSILE - You + this quad missile weapon = You're dead.




THE "H" - It's missing.


TAGS: missing h
Rating: 1.5/5
sowht - May 13, 2009, 8:31 pm
yeah shes a bigger girl, but she looks like she would be more fun in the sack than a waife chick whos totally up herself.
Christos - April 22, 2009, 7:54 am
It's not missing, H is the Ninja of the alphebet. There are actually 5 too many in that text.
lawlz - July 8, 2008, 4:58 am
teh natsi uv grammer yu iz


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memories child missing snow frozen
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:50 pm

cute
concern3 - December 21, 2016, 12:08 pm
Nice, UP yours


ROMANTIC -


TAGS: love missing value beauty alone
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 11:13 pm
Very well said!
rerun - January 7, 2017, 9:25 am

truly demotivational. Excellent


You're gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone -


TAGS: missing person hidden leaving secrets
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:07 pm
Thanks crotchety...and it's our little secret right?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:47 am
5o true. Except when foul play is involved. Then suddenly there are witnesses from every corner of the earth.


The Call -




Bullying -


TAGS: bully dominance submission aggression cruelty
Rating: 4.82/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 10:55 pm
Thank you. You're so non-judgmental.
mizzdizz - July 31, 2015, 5:11 pm
This one is really good! The topic match the action in the pic PERFECTLY! I gave you 5L first time through.


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